Stepford Wives of the Cosmetic Cartel These nerve inhibitors are numbing my cute little brain, turning me into a Stepford Wife, As they rearrange my plumbing from dumbstruck to deranged, do I slather neuropeptides on my face or go under the knife? Or is this a puppeteer plot to yank my chains, modeling neuropeptides and lingerie with my wrinkle free brain. Baking cookies for Doctor Strange Med, I'm his marionette pet, whose serums have singed me but I sure ain't dead yet. With my mind numbing serum I'm his show dog at the vet. My derm is my pimp. I'll love him to my death. So let nerve inhibitors inhibit my wrinkles, inhibit my brain, inhibit my purse strings with inhibitions ingrained. Well, I guess I better go now. I need to iron my face and linens. They both share a high thread count.   ©2007 Idelle Musiek MORE ON STEPFORD WIVES (1975) FILM